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"To Die For" Dirty Loaded Tea

By Ashley Published on

(2 reviews)

I know what you’ve been thinking. "I love drinking loaded teas but I’m really bummed that there aren’t any ghosts on my cup". Well, do I have great news for you...

Just a little marshmallow fluff, a few Sharpie doodles, and two of your favorite loaded teas come together in minutes for a drink that looks like it came straight out of a café run by goblins and ghouls (those exist, they’re hard workers and just trying to make a buck).

And one more thing 😤 For everyone (Becky) emailing us and saying that this recipe was SO SCARY and that they (Becky) got so spooked and would like a refund because we "exploded their spook-o-meter making the dial go into the red and it’s not SUPPOSED to be in the red". You can chill (Becky).

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Ingredients

Steps

  1. Grab your 32-ounce cup and scoop a few spoonful of marshmallow fluff inside. Use the back of a spoon or spatula to spread the fluff along the inner walls of the cup, smearing it upward to form ghost-like shapes.

  2. Once the fluff is in place, take a black Sharpie marker and draw eyes and mouths on the outside of the cup.

    We said the OUTSIDE of the cup 🙏 Please. Over 65 million Americans a year are injured by marker ghosts in loaded tea recipes.

  3. Pour 4 ounces of water into your cup and sprinkle in half a packet of Kajun Loaded Tea’s Fat Tuesday. Stir gently until the powder is fully dissolved and the base is evenly mixed.

  4. Fill the cup with ice all the way to the top, making sure it’s packed full to keep the drink extra chilled and refreshing.

  5. Sprinkle half a packet of Kajun Loaded Tea’s Cher (Shaa) Bae-Bae right on top of the ice.

  6. Fill the rest of the cup with cold water, stirring lightly if needed.

  7. Pop in a straw, take a sip, and DON’T BE AFRAID THE GHOSTS ARE NOT REAL THEY ARE JUST SHARPIE DOODLES.

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